I think I could really make some money on this information but for the sake of others I think I will just let everyone know now and ahead of time. That is if you really want to know?
Do you want to know what the real and true date of the Apocalypse is?
Well, you might be interested to know that I have an inside track on this one that no one can argue with..
The Apocalypse will start at exactly 1010 hrs on January 19th, 2010… It works out to 1010011010 which is the binary 666.
So you can see, it is absolutely mathematically certain to occur on the date above. You can’t argue with logic and math, now can you? All other predictions, well, how should I say? They can be damned!
(I just had to add that one – tee hee!)
I hope you are busy preparing yourself! You need to get down to the grocery store a few days in advance. Check that first aid kit, fire extinguisher and water purifier. Dig yourself a bomb shelter – whatever you need to do start getting it done. This could get nasty. Kinda like Katrina all over again but this time it will be ALL OVER (no pun intended…) I hear it would be even worse than giving George W. Bush a third term. Make sure to tell your friendly neighborhood Bible thumper while you are at it. It will give them all the more reason to pray for you.